roseseafoam:
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A Netflix Film: POLAR

Mads Mikkelsen as Duncan Vizla (aka The Black Kaiser)

e-seal:

People on tinder: “I’m not on here to fuck I’m not on here to date I’m not on here to make friends if you message me I Will kill you”

(Source: e-seal, via bunny-butch)

castielismycherrypie:

spoken-not-written:

incognito-burrito:

moustache-flavoured-lubricant:

watermelonfucker:

bicorn:

a-skyofdiamonds:

tomhiddles:

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

 #finding out lindsey doesn’t have a twin is on my list of top 5 traumatic childhood events

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

 I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SWITZERLAND

THATS GENEVA YOU CRUMB

YOU CRUMB

(via ray-winters-sings)

snoweylily:
“Guys.
Guys.
Hannigram just jumped into the ocean.
~This ship has literally set sail~
”

snoweylily:

Guys.

Guys.

Hannigram just jumped into the ocean.

~This ship has literally set sail~

metalslugx:

cvberdemon:

metalslugx:

jallox:

retainerofvirgo:

snoopingasusualisee:

snoopingasusualisee:

list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today

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so we’re just gonna stop the list right tf there

looking through the comments and reblogs.. oh boy

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there’s definitely more but I’m not sure I want to subject myself to that horror

hey quick question how come out of all the pictures you could’ve chosen for Bloo you had to pick the one from a hentai parody 

you recognized it

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(via melilossa)

marisatomay:

when i come across a fic with a long, lowercase title (perhaps with parentheses) that’s over 20k words and only one chapter

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(Source: marisatomay, via deanismypatronass)

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

butterflyinthewell:

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Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

(via only1600kids)

gayvampiretown:

One day Edward gets a call from Jacob and he’s like “DUDE TURN ON GHOST ADVENTURES RIGHT NOW THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU” and they’re in an old “haunted” Chicago hospital and Zak Bagans says “one of the victims of the Spanish influenza was a seventeen year old boy named Edward who disappeared with no trace one day. Will we come into contact with his spirit tonight?” And Edward of course has to sit down and watch the whole thing and every time they hear anything they’re like “EDWARD? IS THAT YOU?” And Edward just yells at the screen “YEAH, MAYBE”

The family eventually gets a whiteboard to keep track of how many times they’ve each been featured on a ghost hunting show. Alice is in the lead.

(via someobscurereference)

mrozna:

teathattast:

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#a wizard casts a spell

(via deanismypatronass)